How To Be The Perfect Side Nigga

Relationships are hard, being single is sad, and happiness is somewhere in the middle.

Friends with benefits would have been a perfect fit but someone always end up catching feelings, giving way for jealousy to end it. But being a side nigga is more like it, girls don’t know how to be side chicks, so let’s show them how to enjoy it.

If you’re not ready for a relationship and scared of being emotionally responsible, being a side nigga is your best bet.

This eutopia has to be well calculated and analyzed before going into it. It’s a fact that most girls in relationships are not happy, guys are doing a terrible job, which has made life easier for the likes of us.

Trust, a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear and sexual attraction is all you need to prosper in this. You have to be her “get away drug”, and always remind her that she can’t leave her boyfriend (don’t worry your reason why will come, God doesn’t forsake his children).

You don’t have to be there all the time, just be around when she needs you the most. Also don’t forget to make your move and be happy (pure unattached bliss!!).

P.S.: We don’t catch feelings, just flights!!!

About Banji Coker 148 Articles
Banji Coker is a Nigerian poet, writer and spoken word artist. He is the author of two poetry compilations, Just seventeen and October feelings.

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